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Nuclear Submarine

While wearing a Condom for your safety, you dip your cock in Tabasco sauce then jam it in a woman’s ass. The burning sensation that was caused by your submarine would be as if a nuclear bomb went off in her ass!!!
She screamed in pain when I gave her the Nuclear Submarine!
by Krazy G Donkey June 25, 2009
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I sexually identify as a submarine

For those who sexually identify as submarines
I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)
by lord of the silver rings June 2, 2017
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subaru

Affectionally known as Scooby/Scoob - driven by people who think there is no car faster on the road
Nothing can beat my Scoob on the twisties
by CossieLover August 12, 2003
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Submarine Toilet

An occurance that happens when you are giving somebody anal and you pull out too fast, causing the suction to unload their shit and your jizz all over you.

(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)
Bob: "Dude, how'd it go last night?"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"
by Black and White Saint January 26, 2011
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San Antonio Submariner

When the male genetalia, including a fully erect penis and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no Magnums allowed) condom. This is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.

Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.

For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
by Doubledee, MD January 15, 2010
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Rusty submarine

The act of having intercourse with a woman during her period, wherein the man (or the person with the dildo) penetrates her vaginally, creating the "rust," and then penetrates her anally, sinking it in a deep dark place.
My cousin had her period, so I totally rusty submarined her.
by bad lady planet October 25, 2010
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subaru legacy

a practical wrx, or an accord that's more fun to drive. plus, it has the safety of AWD. AND.... its a subaru. the wagon versions are lez mobiles.
ray-roy owns a 2010 subaru legacy GT. and it hauls ass.
by i wants a cookie February 1, 2010
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