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Stooled

The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.
While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.
by eto418 August 21, 2008
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Stoked

One of the absolute gayest and most annoying words to trek its way into everyday English language.

This word is most frequently used by Caucasian GodCore christian teens and/or church leaders who try to fit in with normal people in their age group who are much "cooler" than they are.

Users of this word often have atleast TWO of the following traits:
1. They tote tighty whiteys.
2. They tote modern version Bibles.
3. They attend church more than 3 times in a week.
4. They have a higher-than-usual pitched voice.
5. They hate it when you cuss around them.
Tommy: "Hi guys. Are you as stoked as I am for the wood carving contest?"
All: "Aye Aye Captain, were so totally stoked!

If I hear one more person say stoked, i swear I'll blow their fucking brains out!

I hate the God Squad because they are always bragging about how "stoked" they are.
by Nick A. December 29, 2004
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He Who is Most Stoked

And He Who is Most Stoked said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

Genesis 1:11
by TheW8rd January 17, 2011
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stoked

to be so unbelievably excited about something that you start feverishly beating your gentiles to roughly the wound-up pace of the heartbeat of a very, very tiny mammal
Austin was so stoked to see the new Taylor Swift calendar that the occasion called for a trough of Vaseline, and later copious amounts of Neosporin and gauze.
by ak_alpenglow January 16, 2011
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stoked

being pumped up while doing somthing.
Im so stoked, i just pulled a sweet trick.
by wedge April 12, 2003
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Stonked

To be severely Stoned, usually accompanied by being drunk but not always.

To get Stonked or Stonkered you need to have smoked plenty of Weed or Cannabis either in Spliffs or Bongs etc
Tim: Dude I'm absolutely f**king Stonked!
Daz: Dude me too, no more spliff for me I'll chuck a Whitie!
by Snoodbanger December 27, 2006
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stoked

are you stoked man no way im gona sleep with her, shes got 1 leg.
by phil stevens August 31, 2007
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