Stoned

Being made helpless and having many stones/rocks thrown at you until death.

Jeremiah was stoned to death.

by Buh February 21, 2003

stone

(verb)
1.To throw stones at.
2.To kill by pelting with stones.

"I've got seven women on my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine"(Take it easy - The Eagles)

by Crazy Country Cowgirl February 12, 2011

stones

Short for the beer, Keystone.

Hey Steve, pass me a stone with the quickness.

by steve February 16, 2005

stone

usually has dimples, plays basketball, and has a long ass dick

damn that boy stone fine as shit dude

by jackerbooty February 24, 2018

stoned

Smoking to the point in which ones self is beyond high and sees everything with less reality, better insite, and goes in to deep thought about things and starts an account on a dictionary site for no apparent reason looking at definitions and thinking about those

I was so fucking stoned

by fuck.it...drugs April 08, 2015

Stoned

To become a stone after smoking.

Yo it's josh and he's so stoned.

by Fuckchris May 16, 2015

stoned

if somebody has smoked weed and for example laughs about his fingernails....as i do.....

oh my god im so stoned that im writing these stupid definitions at this funny website on this funny thing...hmmm...yeah......internet.....

by karl moik April 28, 2004