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[Cohen Stomp]

When your skinny and small roommate wakes up early in the morning because of his classes and he will Cohen Stomp as he walks to the bathroom waking every other roommate up in the process.
I hate when Steve does the Cohen Stomp on his way to the bathroom in the morning.
by noel rangel January 26, 2009
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Cretin stomp

Cretin stomp, is when the dnb dj drops the most filthy stinking double, triple or chop drop that one looses all motor skills and must reboot brain. This is done by throwing hands together at knee height looking like a combination of a missed clap and hug whilst simultaneously stomping the floor a singular time. After this action full cretin mode is activated.
Holy shit man this build up has so much tension, I think I’m about to cretin stomp on this drop.
by The rarkuss March 12, 2023
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dirty stomp

When you and your partner are getting it in the shower. Guy pick us up girl, her legs are around his waist and they're getting it. All of a sudden the guy has to shit, so he does and stomps the shit down the drain before the girl notices.
I was with my girl in the shower last night and I had to hit her with the dirty stomp. I couldn't hold it.
by Dirty girl undercover August 30, 2016
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Timbaland Stomp

Beating a person down with a pair or Timbalands clean or dirty till that person get tired of kicking & stomp on them.
Dat dude ova there got Timbaland stomp last week in club becuz his dick drunk bitch wanna get at me on a real...
by Da_5th January 1, 2008
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Cock Stomp

1. Is an aggressive interference with an individual's attempts to court another.

2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.
Example 1. scenario: Male A is attempting to court a female at the grocery store.

Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?

Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."

and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B

Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.

And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.
by Mrpoppins007 December 30, 2009
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Gutter stomp

An Australian saying, you want to do it to fuck cunts that talk shit, you basically just throw them on the ground and kick their head in until its flat
shut up cunt before i gutter stomp you cunt
by curtain john March 12, 2019
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Mumford Stomp

The act of getting so into the beat and feel of a song by Mumford And Sons you without knowing start to stomp your foot to the beat and swing you air guitar like M&S Frontman Marcus Mumford
Guy1: "Your listening to "The Cave" by M&S!"

Guy2: "Uh yeah, big deal"....( Song progesses, and Guy 1 begins doing the Mumford Stomp)
"Uh... What the hell are you doing?"

Guy1: "Oh, I got lost in the song, I was doing the Mumford Stomp! :D"

Guy2:"...... your freaking weird."
by MumfordRockMysocksoff August 1, 2011
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