Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.

Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!

by jlshater October 4, 2011

Stiring up the possoums/stiring

Looking for trouble.
Is an Asutralian term that comes from when people would shove a stick in a hollow log and stir vigourously in order to provoke a violent reaction.

1. Quit Stiring him up

2. this blokes going round stiring up the possums

by Daniel "The_Monkey_Pope" Tucker February 15, 2005

stirring her borscht

Having vaginal sex with one's girlfriend/wife/fuckpuppet while on her period. Especially relevant if your female sex partner is a Germanic/Slavic minx.

"So how was your night?"
"Not bad. Genevieve was on her period, but I still got to stirring her borscht, bro-man-dude."

by Ziggy Sobotka April 18, 2009

stitching a deuce

When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.

John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.

by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008

Skirting

The act of using a camera phone to take a picture of a girl's panties under her skirt, or with her legs spread open.

"I got some good skirting today in philosophy class. I'll send you the picture of Tori's red panties."

by Jackel September 21, 2005

stirring iron

Another name for a teaspoon, which stirs a cup of tea.
It can also be used to describe any other spoon which stirs anything.

I put some sugar into my cup of tea and I need to stir it, so I ask another person to pass 'the stirring iron', so I can stir the sugar into my tea.

I need a stirring iron to mix .......

by Aussie born European July 26, 2006

suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.

Gib sucks hard like the starting line.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004