get a stapler straight

To know what is more important, can be used in a hilarious or serious manner, a synonym of get a marker straight

person 1: you need to study hard, stop being unproductive on TV shows, you need to do homework.

person 2: ok, I promise I'm gonna get a stapler straight about my homework.

by A Marker Lover February 4, 2026

Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.

Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026