Red River Steamboat

The Red River Steamboat is when someone places the bottom of their cup in ketchup, then asks a restaurant worker for a refill. The worker puts his hand around the bottom of the ketchup--OH NO!!! Ketchup on his hand!

It took forever to get our food, so we got the waitress back by using the ol' Red River Steamboat.

by Hank Gerald March 9, 2005

Steamboat

The answer to everything, in the entire universe!

Timothy: "Why is grass green?"
Clarence: "I don't know."
Timothy: "Why do girls have clitorises?"
Clarence: "Steamboat."
Timothy: "OH!"

by Adolf Skywalker April 20, 2010

irish steamboat

The act of riding an Irish cock and farting after you get off

Last night I gave your dad an Irish steamboat and now he won't talk to me

by alaskan fire donker April 25, 2016

Steamboatstu

A nickname for someone who is both tough and handsome.

Stu

by Stu August 29, 2003

Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.

Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!

by jmo12345 February 12, 2013

steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.

Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom

by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014

Steamboat

When your cannabis pipe is clogged with too much resin and you clean it by smoking the resin using a puffing method.

"My new glass pipe is finally full of resin, hand me a lighter so I can steamboat it clean."

by Undead Meathead April 9, 2017