Gas Station Tweaker

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" and gets the wrong kind of "High."

Ian: "I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING THAT SHIT ANTWON. YOU A GAS STATION TWEAKER!"

by GasSiphonerAndy August 4, 2022

statistics

the bastard child of math and psychology.

I hate statistics.

by bradley90 December 19, 2011

Police Station Sketchy

Something bad that you are about to do that is equivalent to smoking weed in the bathroom of a police station.

Person 1: Hey dude you want to hang out tonight?

Person 2: Nah dude you're police station sketchy.

by Quicksliver October 17, 2008

calling station

In poker, a player who often calls but seldom raises -- making him impossible to bluff but easy to beat with good cards.

"George is a calling station, so don't try to get him off his cards unless you have at least top pair."

by Coell May 14, 2005

Gas Station

A place you go to fill your gas tank up with gasoline. You can also buy small snacks, like chips or candy or ice cream sandwiches.

We need to go to the gas station to get gas for the car and some ice cream sandwiches.

by puppy31 November 11, 2017

Statist

Modern day supporter of political slavery; A secular State-Worshiper; Member of the cult of the State; An irrational, immoral, collectivist parasite which leeches off the productive private sector at the point of a gun, while attempting to justify such behavior through invalid, unethical, altruistic arguments. Uses statist law (oppressive edicts backed by criminal violence) to intimidate and run the neo-slave racket. Typically found in government, politics, bureaucracy, police, military and law; aka Supporter of such; Governmentalist; Nationalist; A degenerate sub-human who makes your life a living hell; An accident just waiting to happen...

A statist is just about anyone who's not an anarcho-capitalist

by ANCAPS October 19, 2008

OFL Static

The best player in Halo 3.

"Wow have you heard of that OFL Static kid? He owned are whole team by himself!"

by ryandoe11 March 4, 2009