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Satans Sloppy Seconds

This is an act when you're stuck in a room with Satan and a Prostitute and Satan is trying to convince you to eat the Corn-chips (Pussy) but the Corn-chips are on fire (Herpes) from Satan eating them before you. So what you do is take some Oregano and a Basket-Ball and sprinkle the Oregano on the Corn-chips and use the Basket-Ball to bring out the flavors of the flaming hot Corn-chips before you begin to dig in. This technique can also turn into one called "The Rapture" where as you start eating the flaming Corn-chips God busts into the room through the wall like he is the Kool-aid man with a Foot-Ball and a Baseball bat telling you not to eat the Corn-chips. Confused by this recent encounter you decide to stand on a chair and tie a noose around your neck, whilst you're on the chair God begins to spread Oregano on the Foot-Ball and place it on the Corn-chips and hits it with the Baseball bat in attempt to put out the fire on the Corn-chips. This causes the Prostitute to flail kicking the chair out from underneath you and causes you to hang there feeling elevated as if you have been ascended.
Last time I did bath salts I woke up feeling like I had been given Satans Sloppy Seconds.
by Tyronefy January 14, 2018
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Satansoo

A nickname given to the Korean singer D.O (Kyungsoo) his squishy cheeks and doe eyes cause people to think he's innocent but what they didn't know is that he's the embodiment of Satan and that he could kill anyone with his gay death glare
His special moves are choke hold, gay pelvic thrust, failed aegyo, glare of a thousand deaths, and scandalous vocals (they are super affective on Baeks)
Shisus: "Hey Suho...Baek, your child, I heard he was killed by...by who again?"
Umma Suho: "Satansoo...said he was annoying so he shoved a pole up his ass and *SNIFFLES* called him a slut...he died instantly"
by Askazama June 14, 2015
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shatan

The Islamic term for Satan or anything that mascarades as Evil.
"Shatan got me by the pressure points"
-Tribe Called Quest
by Indra March 11, 2004
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Satan's cock

many loads of cum, frozen in a condom. Frozen cum in the shape of a penis.
Lisa took the satan's cock out of the freezer and sucked on it a while.
by iswallow34 October 7, 2008
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Satan's Asshole

Slang term for the DMV or Department of Motor Vehicles. This is a place where one would spend a minumum of two hours, at least in New York, if that person gets there as soon as it opens.
Friend 1: Where have you been all day?
Frined 2: I've been stuck at Satan's Asshole for three and a half hours.
by MrStuddly August 6, 2011
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Satan boner

The most common case is when you wake up and have a massive boner that cannot be silenced. Other and more crucial times the boniferus luciferus can occur is when you're in P.E. class sitting during roll call and you be eyeing some girl. Suddenly the teacher will ask you to get up to play and you got a fat wood to show to the whole class. Signs of the satan boner are a 666 on your nuts.
I was checking out jessica when I got hit with the satan boner that poked her in the head it was so devlish.
by Fat Wood November 1, 2008
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spawn of satan

... a replicate of the devil himself. A very evil, bitter, unrealing person... This phrase has been Coined.. yes OFFICALLY coined by Sheila R.
... he was a spawn of satan ...
by Sheila Rawr September 28, 2006
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