My Chair Squeaked

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.

I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

notification squad

1. Cancer.

2. Something little kids spam on the Youtube comment section when they get a notification that a video has been uploaded.

NOTIFICATION SQUAD!!!1!1

by Ladondorf May 12, 2016

Squiffy Time

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

by mphl March 10, 2009

Squeelizer

A shriek or yell due to the presence of lizards and iguanas in pool or beach lounging areas.

You're more annoying than the lizard is with your squeels and screeching, don't be a squeelizer, it's harmless!

by Benvenuti March 10, 2019

Square of Despair

While in prison, you are unwillingly taking it up the ass, having one shoved in your mouth and giving hand jobs to guys on either side of you.

Hey man, you hear about Lil' Pete getting the Square of Despair in the showers?

by Darth Zilla the Bob October 16, 2019

Squidward

One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.

Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"

Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"

by A Human Male August 5, 2018