Sputnick

noun
communist for Spigot

or
noun
vulgar communist slang for a cock (the chicken), any guy called dick, or a girthy penis

note, language may say ;english but it's actually communist

russian dude: look sputnick
please don't ask why they named a satellite after a spigot, idk (no one does)
also see Potato, communist potato

by !@#$%^&*&!^%#@@*&!$^* VII April 30, 2021

sputzed

The feeling of brain fog you get after a night of intense partying.

"Dude, that was a rad party last night. I drank so much I woke up totally sputzed!"

by Somerlea May 2, 2021

sputnik

What caused the decline in western toys.

Woody: "What about the gold mine, and the cute little critters, and the dynamite? It was a great show, why cancel it?"
Stinky Pete: "Two words: Sputnik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys."
Woody: "I know how that feels."

by LouBlu08 June 21, 2021

sputnik

thee song by hueninkai/kai kamal huening

"oh whats your favorite song?" "its dear sputnik"

by Definition queennnnnn August 10, 2021

sputnik head

Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.

"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."

by TheSoupNazi89 October 7, 2021

sputnik

The act of doing someone's mother in a hotel.

-How was last's night sputnik?
-What are you talking about?
-Ask your mother.

by Anochefia December 3, 2021

Sputnik

Often referred to a tiny baby or newborn

Have you named your Sputnik yet?
Did you feed Sputnik?
Sputnik need to change diapers

by Son of TeeKay December 3, 2021