spunk stain

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.

Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

Spunkface

A person who likes to chugg on cock and reap the creamy reward like a complete slut.

"Yo brian you momma is a cock hungry spunkface."

"Fuck you spunkface, your not getting anymore jizz out of me."

by Chilled Messiah July 14, 2004

spunkbucket

A dirty bitch, who puts herself around the town not caring who she's riding. Basically the spare tyre she developes from spunk guzzling

Look at that skank stacy, shes such a spunkbucket!

by busterbrown September 14, 2006

Spunk Sponge

A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.

Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."

by LEFTY478 March 1, 2009

spunk

A colloquial for ejaculate. Mostly used in Britain.

After wanking for the first time in two weeks I need at least two handkerchiefs to wipe up all the spunk.

by Kiezpro January 20, 2005

spunk-fronters

a favourite pair of comfortable trousers esp. tracksuit or 'tracky' bottoms, used for idling and solitary 'recreation' while at home... generally not washed from one year to the next, the frontal area builds up a delightfully pungent, and crusty residue of semen...

also affectionately known as 'fronters'

Jell0r raced home from work, removed the gimpsuit, and retrieved his spunk-fronters from their position propped up against the wall... after chipping his way into them, the spunky front caressed his loins like sandpaper on wood..

by Tongeh September 26, 2006

anal spunk

the aftermath that a girl/guy pushes outta his/her butthole after a burtal assfuck, which can be a mixture of semen, sweat and or shit, and on rare instances, urine. The chances of having anal spunk are even greater if the person recieved a creampie(cumming inside someones asshole).

After having butt sex, Jessica had to push the anal spunk out of her ass.

Suzy had anal spunk seeping out of her butt after having ass sex.

by ADD86 October 28, 2007