the ramos shuffle

the state of intoxication brought about by strong hash and coffee.

"man i stayed up all night last night. i'm doing the ramos shuffle right now."

by Arthur J. Grobblegrock January 18, 2012

white boy shuffle

A general term for any ungainly or comical dancing style. Usually characterized by a lack of coordination, rhythmic sense, grace or poise. The name derives from the supposed lack of dancing ability amongst white people.

Nigel: I'm hitting the dance floor tonight.

Jen: Bust out your white boy shuffle Nigel.

by null device February 3, 2013

The Shuffle

The drunk guy on the dance floor who some how stumbles into a make session with drunk hot girl.

also known as being salvo'd

Yeah I had the shuffle on.

by kangaahh July 22, 2010

sex offender shuffle

the sex offender shuffle is what you have to when you have been accused of sex offenses. you have to spend weeks in the sex offender cell where you have to write what you have done wrong and you have to sing it in the weekly "sex offender shuffle song" where you get 6-8 sex offenders to sing there lyrics

keith: that blokes been arrested for sex offenses
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle

by chimpg December 17, 2017

Icky Shuffle

A dance made famous by Former Bengals Running back Icky Woods. Famously known for doing the shuffle after scoring.

The dance is done by holding the football in the right hand and stomping the right foot and pushing the ball to the right , then switching hands and doing it the other way, usually done 3-4 times, then you drop the football, put your hand in the air with only your index finger up and spinning it in a circle while shaking your hips.

Look at John he just scored and is performing a perfect Icky Shuffle

by Metsfan22 November 17, 2010

Busch Light Shuffle

A particular style of walking when one has consumed enormous amounts of Busch Light Beer. Occasionally accompanied by urine stained pants, obsenities or even nudity.

Damn, Charlie drank 42 beers last night and did the Busch Light shuffle till he passed out.

by paint pro March 20, 2009

Shit House Shuffle

The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.

"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"

by Richard Bob Neil September 1, 2009