Splitting Wood

Term for a threesome involving two females and one male.

Dude, Josh was totally splitting wood in Staci and Kelli last night.

by Double Dick Danny August 25, 2011

Splitting the peach

reference to oral sex or intercourse with a woman

Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach

by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011

spitting biscuits

When a large woman (or man) is wearing clothes that are too tight, thus "rolls" are visible. First originated when observing a big woman wearing a tiny outfit, including way to small strappy sandals.

"Did you see her? She had fat falling out everywhere."
"Yeah, dude, it looks like her sandals are spitting buscuits!!"

by kategirl March 20, 2005

False-Spitting Dragon

While immersed in doggy style intercourse, one spits on their partners back to fake an orgasm and as their partner turns around they proceed to ejaculate on their face. The ultimate facial deception.

Sarah was so mad after I gave her the false-spitting dragon last night.

by airporteffect March 8, 2016

Spitting Lizard

After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.

I was temporarily blinded by that crazy whore after she gave me the spitting lizard!

by a247partee April 19, 2010

Shvitzing Arnold

The insertion of a mechanical pencil into a female's anus, then clicking the pencil (at least) once.

"I gave Joanne the shvitz last night."

"Baby, lemme give you the shvitzing arnold... it's all the rave in south Bali"

by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009

spitting python

The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.

Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?

by Dr Humpalumpa March 16, 2016