Spedling

Some one who is special education. Someone who is slow.

Hey did you hear Daniel didn’t know the capital of New York? What a spedling

by Peepeehead69 June 12, 2018

sparkling croissant

after you drop your croissant, your sister eats glitter and poos on it but you eat it happily anyway. #fivesecondrule

me: "BOO"
that guy over there: "AH YOU MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT"
sister Shannon: "I need a poo" *poos on croissant*
that guy over there: "ooo that sparkling croissant glistening in the sun after it had been in my sisters bum"

by genius plenius definitionius June 7, 2019

spoodling

The act of sex when a circumcised penis inserts itself into the hood of a uncircumcised penis

barry: i saw something we should try sometime its called spoodling

Jerry: sounds kinky lets do it

by quizibo March 5, 2009

Spalding

5'6" leggy blonde girl with blue/green eyes, and parents who are enthusiastic about basketball. Has a generally good and slightly perverted sense of humor. At first comes off as a far off, ditzy, space cadet, but is really a deep and emotional person. Plays volleyball and basketball, and makes all the boys drool ;)

"Whoah, dude have you seen the new girl? She's totally Spalding material!"

"Yeah, she's hot, I had a dream about her last night... "

by wouldilietoyou?? October 4, 2011

Sparkling Pearl Necklace

When a pearl necklace is followed up by throwing a handful of glitter on the recipient.

I gave her a Sparkling Pearl Necklace, is was so pretty.

by ImButters March 18, 2012

Skraeling

Pronunciation: /skrailIN/ skr - ay - ling, like the "ay" in day

The word is used to refer to anyone who listens to rap music and speaks Ebonics or more professionally called African American Vernacular English — and who also exhibits many characteristics of stereotypical urban African Americans. The term is used to refer to a member of any race, including blacks and whites. A related term is Skraespeak, which is used to refer to the African American dialect.

Person One: Man, They be runnin' from me and my hommies.
Person Two: I know man, shit. He say he gonna kick yo ass.

Onlooker One: What a bunch of Skraelings...
Onlooker Two: When will they ever learn English?

by Sam Martinez January 11, 2007

Spiraling

When brunch turns into an all day drinking bender that ends up lasting until the wee hours of the morning.

“Wow. Today we are really spiraling.”
“How do you feel after spiraling yesterday?”
“Only one drink at lunch. We aren’t spiraling today.”

by _freckles_ October 6, 2019