Skorted

The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.

"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"

"Ahh man, you got skorted!"

by Cheridanc June 26, 2014

Gold Spotted Ring

It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.

1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"

2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"

by AngelWings111 November 24, 2011

2 spirted

A piece of shit

I am a 2 spirted

by Fgntbfv May 16, 2018

the spotted dick

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.

by TEHAM March 27, 2019

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

by Rick December 20, 2004

sporned

If an item is sporned it is produced from the nothing in a jammy (lucky) manor.

Sporny - A jammy individual
spornicus - A very sporny individual

Matt sporned another day working from home, the B*stard.

by Gavin Ithacus October 6, 2006

shorted

When your smoking a cigarette and the butt gets even with the
pointer and middle finger and you cant grasp the the end of it with your lips

shorted

by mr illusiv 4 July 2, 2009