Spoon 

A person who is considered an idiot and a bit stupid

' Can't you even do up yer own coat?, you spoon?'

Spoon by secondskin August 23, 2008

spoon 

To treat someone with tolerance and respect when their socio-political status does not warrant it. Also to refrain from verbally abusing when it is expected.

Cadet Morgan has been spooning Cadet Mitchel.

spoon by Margaret January 16, 2004

Spoon 

Used as an insult, such as dick, douche, or even bitch.

"I heard that guy punched Tommy in the balls so hard, he had to go to the hostpital.
"Really? What a spoon."

or

"Haha, that Josh kid doesn't even know what an HM in the game Pokemon is."
"Wow, he's such a spoon."

Spoon by Nuetral October 17, 2013

spoon 

a way to call someone stupid//simple

yer a spoon fek aff

spoon by fuckdapope August 20, 2017

spoon 

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

spoon by Me January 13, 2005

spoon 

a tall, blonde, albino

Yo spoon... where the hell did ya go? I can't see u in all this snow.

spoon by alex mondal January 3, 2005

spoon 

1. Greatest word on the planet, and a good war cry (see The Tick)
2. Nothing is better.
3. My god.

1. SPOOOOOOOOOON
2. You fool! My spoon will beat you!
3. ALL HAIL SPOON!

spoon by Spoon Worshiper (1 of many) January 19, 2004