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splooge pooper

1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.

2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.
tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.
by Nutsakula July 30, 2006
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splooge room

1. a designated room exclusively held for ejaculating
2. a room for jizzing
3. a room for sex
Ryan: Dude i brought back a girl last night
George's Dad: seriously?! I hope you brought her to the splooge room
Ryan: The room is completely soiled, way to sticky
by The Rys August 20, 2013
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splooge on my nooge

After one ejaculates, if there is still semen left on ones penis and one pulls up ones pants/shorts/(or skirt if you're feeling frisky)and gets the remaining semen on it, this is called Splooge on ones nooge.
" I was fucking my girlfriend and after we were done, I pulled my pants up and got splooge on my nooge."

"I was fucking some bitch and her dad walked in so i pulled up my pants. I shouted 'aww, splooge on my Nooge son!' Then he grabbed a 2x4 and I hightailed my ass out of there."

"Splooge on my Nooge Son!"
by Big Black Lombassa April 20, 2009
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Splooge target

A tattoo on the small of a girl's back, which one can take aim at.
Check out that chick's splooge target.
by doughnuts July 26, 2007
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Splooge Hog

A female that takes a shot of man juice to the mouth and asks for more.
after a long day of swallowing man-milk on the set of a porn shoot, the splooge hog was not satisfied and craved more.
by CJ D. September 24, 2007
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Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen

1. A South Park musical intended to get woman to want to give head.

2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).
1- That cumdumpster over there is the splooge drenched blowjob queen from 'Drencher Quick Lee'

2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.
by darth.nerdus February 10, 2012
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splooge warmer

Someone who keeps the cum warm inside the mouth after ejaculation.
Splooge warmer- Hold on keep it warm I am going to grab a cup.
by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014
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