splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

Splinging

To Spling is to anything and everything. Simply put, it's as versatile as the work "Fuck".

Spling you, go Spling yourself. Splinging Splinger. Now Spling off and go do something with your life.

by FatSqueaker November 12, 2020

Spliffington

Slag for a spliff to make one seem more high class than one is.

Oh Jeffery would one like to accompany one for a little spliffington?

by Con_Dom24 December 28, 2020

SlashingSamurott

An upencomimg nerdcore rapper who is the co-founder of supernovagang

Have you heard that new SlashingSamurott track?
Yea it was fire af

by Hokageshawn January 27, 2021