by ThewhapticK May 27, 2012
Get the salage mug.When all the men in the bukkake circle can shoot their load on the girl except for the one guy whose load immediately just falls to the floor. He splagooked.
by joeyg223 March 13, 2015
Get the splagook mug.When a man holds in his ejaculation and shoots it at his partner to the point of a splatter sound on their body. This, is the splaggit.
The girl thought the was safe, little did she know, the pressure build up hit her hard in the splaggit in her face
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2. A recipe for spaghetti made by Japanese housewives: one part pasta, one part ground beef and one part ketchup.
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Get the Splace mug.A dazzling homoerotic maneuver enjoyed among no less than three, but theoretically unlimited number of homosexual men. The fun is initiated by a particularly chiseled young stallion, with extremely defined abdominals, who lays face up on a staircase so to result in a 45 degree downward slope from head to toe. He must maintain continuous flex of his six-pack as the following sequence unfolds. One lucky stud now places his lower lip below the belly button & just above the pubic region with his mouth gaping wide open, eagerly awaiting nectar. Next, another or potentially many aroused young studs descend the stairs. One at a time, they each straddle the chest of the reclining stallion and proceed to ejaculate, unloading semen onto the top row of his perfectly defined six pack. The center line of the six pack then serves as a funnel or “luge” delivering semen into the salivating open mouth of the awaiting recipient below. This process resumes delightfully as needed until all the boys’ appetites are satisfied.
(extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”
(extra credit) A particularly dedicated group of motivated “go-getters” might consider cleaning up in style by assisting a final stud as he assumes keg stand position (inverted) and uses a straw to syphon up any remaining semen from the defined interior of the abdomen. This advanced technique is known as the “seminal slurp inversion.”
Following years of shame & barely ever getting any dick, due to his dumpy physique, Jesse finally capitulated and joined CrossFit. After achieving impressive results, and now sporting a sexy new six pack, it was time to show off to the boys. He invited over a whole gang of his most handsome friends, all hot prime-aged studs like himself. Upon their arrival he stripped down naked, putting his glistening well-oiled physique on proud display. All the boys watched in awe, penises standing straight up in erect salute, as he strutted gracefully to the staircase, reclined into position and rallied them into action; “Cum and get it boys! SPLUGE LUGE!”
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