Spaff Tanks

Slang for testicles

God, just had a mighty wank, my spaff tanks are knackered

by demodays June 7, 2020

Spliff Nation

That Dispensary all over the East coast that got that Zaza in DC and NY.

You’re bout to hit up the weedman?
Nah, I’m bout to order the za delivery from Spliff Nation!

by Smokerstoner January 12, 2022

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

Synthetic Spliff

Having a bong hit and then a cigarette to make it feel like you are having a spliff or joint

John: "we are running a bit low on weed, man. Why don't you have a synthetic spliff

by Wuntur July 7, 2018

one spliff

A one spliff a day keep the evil away😜✨

a one spliff a day keep the evil away

by Leila, your bestie January 8, 2021

spliffikins

To be the youngest in a group whom is under the influence of marijuanna.

"you forget really easy spliffikins"

by Chris Berntsen March 19, 2008