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Spite Shit

When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.
Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.
by Superlative1 November 16, 2011
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Pulling A Switzerland

(v.) to remain neutral in an arguement.
BILL: "Hey, Lisa and I are fighting. I say waffles are better than pancakes, she disagrees."
JEFF: "You know what Bill? I'm going to be Pulling A Switzerland on this one."
by rossgdshglks March 23, 2008
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Switzerland

1. A small, neutral European country.
2. To be socially neutral; not taking sides with mutual friends in a fight or stirring up drama.
1. I'm going to Switzerland in August.
2. Chase and Ami are fighting again, but I'm trying to be Switzerland.
by kenni! <3 April 28, 2008
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Spitzerize

spit-zer-ize

Verb

1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.
Man, when I get my bonus next quarter, I'm totally gonna spitzerize that shit.
by doctorgroove August 2, 2008
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Spite Cleaning

A form of passive aggressive behavior, done usually by a roommate, live in significant other, or family member done mostly in the kitchen but also in other cohabitated spaces such as the living room or bed room. Spite cleaning is done for the sole purpose of instilling guilt into another person and allowing the abuser to be mad or rude to the other person. Cleaning is often done in quick, jerking movements and loudly as possible by slamming things or clanking pots, bowls, and dishes. The spite cleaner will also block and prevent others from helping.
I had to take a dump as soon as I was done eating diner and before I was even done wiping I could here my gf stomping around the kitchen and spite cleaning because I should have done the dishes first instead of avoid crapping my pants.
by Kirco January 25, 2021
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Spite-based politics

When someone bases their entire political advocacy off of hating a person or group of people with certain political beliefs; people often engage in spite-based politics because of past personal experiences they've had
Jimmy engaged in spite-based politics when he said his only reason for why I should vote for Trump is because his ex-girlfriend voted for Biden.
by GenericGT September 18, 2021
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d'spiter face

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.
Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.
by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009
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