Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible

Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.

by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014

Shiternet

a type of internet that will make your nose hair go on fire, it matches the all mighty shitty koy hotbox computer. it's basically a bad internet. made by the famous and most gorgeous man on planet earth. GIR OF THE GOKU! fucking end it this is our existence

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Shiternet is bad

by SnukVA January 1, 2021

Shiternet

A crappy internet connection, slow, bad, faulty, inconsistent, etc.

Man that guy keeps disconnecting and has such slow downloads, the shiternet is obviously there

by Teh_Muffinatorz December 3, 2009

shiternet

When the quality of ones internet connection is terribad.

Person 1: Why you got so much lag today...

Person 2: It's my Shiternet

by Pope Barry XVII October 17, 2007

holy shite

A variant of the popular explicative, holy shit. Most commonly used in the Britain, Ireland and Scotland.

Holy Shite, Sullivan- I dropped me fish and chips.

by LedSledJoe June 17, 2016

shitergency

When you are having a bathroom emergency.

I was on the highway when I had a shitergency.

by CharisAycock January 16, 2016

Shite

Originally a Scottish & Irish word, now used in Wales, England and even all former British colonies in place of "shit" but only when suitable, it does not always replace shit in any context. Many non-Scots and non-Irish have started using it in the incorrect context making it sound contrived and plain fucking stuping

Correct:

When watching BBC propaganda "What an utter load of shite!"
When attempting to watch Australian TV "Now that was fucking shite, never again"
When served some below standard food "What's this shite?"
When checking out clothes your missus want you to buy "That's a shite shirt if ever I saw one"

Incorrect:
When warning trouble "You are going to get in shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb over shite here)
-When giving a compliment "This coke is good shite" (Scots & Irish would use shit or another verb instead of shite here)

by Dingus McFlaggan September 7, 2015