Speeding

To go over the speed limit in a car

I was relaxing on a bench eating a sandwich when I saw this guy racing through the street at subsonic. He was totally speeding.

by Vomitingseal1432 December 7, 2022

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

Speeding Galaxy Rocks

A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy

I had some fire as Speeding Galaxy Rocks last night!!

by Change.Rosr34 August 14, 2023

shadow speeding

An excessive speeding technique, where you "shadow" a speeding vehicle in front of you with about a 15 second gap, to maintain a faster-than-posted illegal speed limit. This allows the speeding vehicle in front the first honor of being clocked by a law official if one is present. Those 15 seconds of "shadow" time gives you the chance to lower your speeds enough to avoid costly speeding tickets. It should be used in combination with a laser/radar detector. Shadow speeding is not recommended during daylight hours on roads where law officials use air patrol to monitor speeds.

"It's a good thing I was shadow speeding, that guy speeding in front just got pulled over by the fuzz!"

by bahnburner December 6, 2006

Hallway Speeding

When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway

A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"

B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"

Or

*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"

by SneakySniper April 27, 2015

Sneezling

Noun (france, 1420-80): Offspring of a sneezloid. The pillow-friend that you sleep next to and sneeze onto.

"Dear, I woke up and found sneezlings on the body pillow. I was away all weekend... what the fuck."

"I'm not sleeping in that bed until you wash your sneezlings."

by [e-mail] September 5, 2009

Skeetling

Pronounced (Skeet-uh-ling)

A word used to describe the action of skipping class with out actually skipping, or without getting into trouble.

Teacher: Where are you going?

Kid: I dunno, to my locker or something.

Teacher: I'll write you up for skipping.

Kid: I'm not skipping, I'm just Skeetling.

by Zackiffer842 September 19, 2009