by SirAnonymousIII December 30, 2011
Despite what most idiotic 12 year old americans think(eg truth and justice)the soviet union was not an evil empire.Formed in 1922 by Vladmir Lenin after the russian revoloution in 1917 and civil war the Communistsoviet union or USSR(CCCP in russian) would have been a great place but lenin died early and was replaced by Joseph Stalin who was a communist version of George Bushor Adolf Hitler.Stalin and hitler formed a secret alliance but in 1941 Nazi Germany foolishly invaded the soviet union.The Soviet Red Army was nearly destroyed under the relentless nazi advance.But when the nazis reached Moscow in the winter of 1941 the soviets managed to regroup and counterattack and drive the nazis back.The nazis then focused on the oil fields in southern russia but lost an entire army group(nearly 2 million men)in the factory city of stalingrad in the winter of 1942.The nazis final offensive at kursk in 1943 was stopped at a heavy cost for the soviets they had the nazis on the run and by 1945 they reached the nazi capital of berlin and after a bloody battle the red flag was flying over the german Reichstag(parliament building).During the soviet advance red army soldiers had seen the aftermath of many nazi atrosities and in turn had inflicted many atrocities on german civilians but it was no where near as bad as what the nazis did. And although stalin was a totalitarian who violentley supressed religion he built up the countries industry and economy which was the only good thing he did but most Soviet leaders after him were much better. Although many people say the soviet union was an aggressive dictatorship but they have overlooked many american faults such as the legality of the Ku Klux Klan,supression of minorities,the red scare,invasions of Cambodia,Nicaraugua,Panama,El Salvador,Honduaras,Grenada,The Dominican republic,Iraq (all in the name of democracy)and numerous interventions eg Korea and vietnam which made those countries worse off,support for zionist israel and suplying weapons to osama bin laden and sadamm huesein. But enough of political bullshit. The soviet union during the cold war had the largest military and the second largest economy in the world.The first man in space was soviet.Although soviet citizens had less rights then the average american citizen healthcare was free and housing was more affordable.when political reformist Mikhail Gorbachev came to power he started to reform the economy(perestroika) and political system(demokratizatsiya) but hard line communists did not like these reforms resulting in the august coup.Although the coup was crushed the soviet union finally and peacefully split up(unlike Yugoslavia).
the Soviet Union and USA were equal evils both equally responsible for death,destruction and opression. Teacher:what have we learned today class? Students:Superpowers are gay
by dinner dog August 01, 2009
by Scarcely March 25, 2017
The act of having sex with a Russian girl and then finishing on a Russian girls face whist jerking with one hand and slapping her across the face with the other hand while at the same time yelling "For mother Russia Comrades the Red Army will never surrender”
Person 1: how was that tinder date?
Person 2: great, I pulled a Soviet grenade on her and knocked her unconscious.
Person 2: great, I pulled a Soviet grenade on her and knocked her unconscious.
by Straightpipenation January 11, 2021
by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018
Like god dammit only used by Soviets because they don't believe in God and can't or face the wrath of 21 AK-74's.
Hey, at least they don't have to worry about going to church on sundays.
Hey, at least they don't have to worry about going to church on sundays.
Kate-tov Shalashaska: Josef I just sold your car with out your permission!
Josef: Soviet Dammit Kate-tov you are lucky your not pregnant because I would lock you in your room!
Josef: Soviet Dammit Kate-tov you are lucky your not pregnant because I would lock you in your room!
by Josef Ebby April 04, 2008
1 An ignorant fuckhead.
2 A loser who is in a clan called LT.
3 A skinny fucker who couldnt hurt a fly.
4 Nerd who likes to lick his friends arses while they sleep.
2 A loser who is in a clan called LT.
3 A skinny fucker who couldnt hurt a fly.
4 Nerd who likes to lick his friends arses while they sleep.
by [CCT]Expack_man < god thats so old. February 15, 2004