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Knackered as a salmon

exhausted, very tired
used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted
'when i got to the top of Mt. Everast I was knackered as a salmon'

'i had to stay up for 3 days straight, now im knackered as a salmon'
by Mike Longford January 9, 2008
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Salmon Fillet

A salmon fillet refers to the vagina of a young, well groomed, well maintained girl who’s pussy is a reflection of this...

The pussy has the look, feel and elasticity of a razor thin slit in a fresh salmon fillet that has been placed in the microwave for a period of 15 seconds (to become body temperature)
"Dude, I went out with this sick asian school girl last night"

"For real, how was the pussy?"

"salmon fillet motherfucker"
by Nayna's mate Berry May 20, 2009
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Salmon Toupee

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
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Solomon Grundy

A man who wants some pants.
"Solomon Grundy want pants, too"
by Pr0ph3t November 19, 2003
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Barking Salmon

The act of making your sex partner (female) puke while having sex with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her vaginal walls. The reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.
Bob finally got Sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.
by VonVytis January 20, 2006
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Solomon

Basically the nicest guy in the world. He will never make fun of you and you can talk to him about ANYTHING. He keeps his promises and will never tell anyone your secrets. A girl would love to have a solomon as a best friend.
Girl 1: I met this guy yesterday, he's such a solomon!
Girl 2: *sighs wistfully* I wish I had a solomon!!
by Ahhmazingpersoneverrrrr August 21, 2011
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Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.
Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.
by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009
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