Scandinavian Sober

A term for lifestyle where individual is consuming less alcohol but not abstaining from it completely.
“I can have a glass of wine but that’s it for the night, I’m Scandinavian Sober.”

“I’ll skip the shots, I’m Scandi Sober!”
by ZenManOfficial March 11, 2021
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spicy sober

abstinence from alcohol but not from other drugs
“Hey, you want a drink?”
Nah, I’m spicy sober this month
Ket then?”
“… Yea”
by catimakittycat March 16, 2023
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midwest sober

One who no longer consumes hard liquor but still drinks beer.
Fred’s wife was nagging him about getting too hammered drinking bourbon on weekends, so he decided to get Midwest sober.
by Rick Brewer October 28, 2021
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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body
“You drunk right now?”
Nah, Im sober as a moose
by Eckerdislit53 November 22, 2020
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Sober Snapper

(noun) Someone who likes to burst someone else's bubble. It is usually someone who is sober that is bursting (snapping) a drunk person's bubble. Can be used in lieu of "ball buster".
Ethan= Man I'm feeling so good right now, I'm gonna go talk to that chick at the end of the bar.

Jack= I dunno man, she might be to hot for you.

Ethan= Jack, why are such a sober snapper.
by BJA1990 June 28, 2011
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Sober as a Gopher

A North-Central Missouri statement

To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind
“You alright?”
“Fuckin’ Sober as a Gopher”
“Yeah I thought so, go take a seat right quick
by LesClaypoolsThumb January 09, 2020
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sober goggles

When someone whom you usually wouldn't find attractive is looking pretty fucking darn attractive. It could be what s/he's wearing, a new hair cut, glasses/no glasses, whatever. They just look unusually good.
Eunice: Dude... Is it just me or does he look good today?
Susan: Seriously... Must be sober goggles.
by baby bZ April 27, 2008
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