shit sneeze

a shit sneeze is when you have a sudden burst of watery diarrhea that sprays shit all over the toilet or wall

i ate that nasty cheap mexican food last night and got home and had a shit sneeze,it was everywhere

by the one and only mole July 20, 2009

honey sneeze

(noun) A sneeze that smells/tastes of honey. A strange phenomenon shared by a lucky few. Honey sneezers can be found on the internet and the condition is yet unexplained...

Dave: Oh, I just had a honey sneeze!
Bob: WTF?!?
Dave: You know, a sneeze that smelt like honey...?
Bob: WTF?!? Piss off Dave.
John: Wow, dave, are you a honey sneezer too!!!

by Tilfrie January 12, 2009

government sneeze

Mistake made by the government.

"Nixon's watergate scandal is a well known government sneeze."

by Jay A April 22, 2003

Sneeze

The most closest thing to an orgasm. The feeling, the built-up, the release...Similar. Except, the sneeze is only in your nose. Hence why, they call it a nasal orgasm.

Oh wait...I...I...I'm about to....sneeze....Oh, oh, ah, ah, ugh, ugh, ugh, God.....AaaAaAaahhhhhchooooooo! Whew! That felt good. Excellent release.

by Ring Ring Ring July 25, 2009

Multiple Sneezer

Typically a male with the rare ability to have multiple orgasms. The number varies but to be qualified should normally meet or exceed three within a reasonable period of time. The sexual experience is one that approaches a state of mystical ecstasy for both partners involved, but most often for the female as she encounters her own multiple orgasms. Should a woman ever encounter such a man, they typically never let them out of their sight.

Known side effects are most commonly constant spousal or partner surveillance, & long term relationships resulting in marriage. But for the promiscuous types; frequent dating, multiple affairs, high rates of divorce, man-whoring and/or high paid careers in the porn industry.

That guy is a multiple sneezer, his girlfriend wont let him out of her sight.

see also, multiply-orgasmic, multiple cummer, lucky bastard or extremely lucky girl.

by luckygirl28 January 19, 2009

Sneeze-up

When you're in a lying down or almost lying down position, and are forced to do a sit up by a sneeze.

I could barely fall asleep last night; my roomie in the top bunk was doing sneeze-ups.

How am I supposed to fall asleep if i can't stop doing sneeze-ups?

by Nana707 April 13, 2009

Sneezing Whore Disease

A whore that sneezes repeatedly.

"I've been sneezing all day, I think I may have the Sneezing Whore Disease."

by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012