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Two-Finger Slinger

A sexual term used when a man and a woman are having sex. If the man ejaculates inside the woman's vagina without protection, or permission, the women then slides two of her fingers into her own vagina (most likely the pointer and middle finger), dips her fingers into the freshly spewed semen, pulls her fingers out and flicks the sperm onto the man's face with a flicking, or slinging motion, if you will. This action is usually followed by the comment, "I told you to pull out asshole!" or "How does it feel to be a daddy now?"
That dick Fred came in me last night, so I gave him the "Two-Finger Slinger!"
by The Mexipope May 22, 2006
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Philidelphia stinger

The act of cuming in someones wound and and rubbing it in with a tampon
Bucky: Hey Ashton I think you should give plumms a philidelphia stinger because he is being a big doucher!

Ashton: ok, that's pretty gross but I will do it
by Buckyfarris2 April 5, 2010
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Singed

A deranged mad-scientist from Zaun who instills maximum tilt into his enemies as they attempt to chase him through his cancerous poison gas. Tilt is amplified via the use of laugh-spam and mastery spam as well as implementing Rylai's Crystal Sceptor into his kit.

Singed created Warwick and pissed him off.

Never chase Singed. He will laugh at you and kill you after you lose half your HP to his poison.
Singed can go 0-10 in lane and still shit on your team fights.
Singed is fucking OP dude. He just runs around, unkillable, spamming shit and taking turrets. I fucking hate Singed.
by ThatMilkshake June 3, 2018
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singer-shamwriter

A singer-shamwriter is a singer who is labelled a singer-songwriter by their record industry boss in order to boost their appeal by appearing talented, cool and down with the kids. In reality however, the singer-shamwriter couldn't tell the difference between F major chord and an A minor chord. All their actual material is written by really talented individuals who just happen to be fat and ugly and who therefore one wouldn't want to see on Saturday morning television. C'est la vie.
Katy Perry is a singer-shamwriter.
by Singa songa sixpence June 25, 2009
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cartman singer

A person who sings like cartman from south park. These people have the ability to sing so badly that its good.
kyle:*singing poker face badly*
john:*laughing*dude keep singing your such a cartman singer.
by makutassead November 10, 2009
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ankle swingers

When someone wears stupidly short trousers which are supposed to be full length.. that don't cover their shoes when standing up/walking.. and therefore the bottom of them swing around the ankle... showing the ankle/socks..
His trousers were too short they were swinging around the ankle.. someone call the Fashion Police and arrest this man for his ankle swingers

Commonly a result of Butt Munch
by AusMoz October 15, 2009
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marla singer

chuck palahniuk's crazy sexy suicidal character in fight club. The most twisted funny character Ive seen since my accidental conception. She witty, and compares condoms to the glass slipper of our generation,,what more could someone want...
" I havent been FUCKED like that since grade school"
"The condom is the glass slipper of a generation, you put it on, dance all night, and then throw it away, the condom I mean, not the person"
by molly was a good girl July 26, 2008
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