Semibisexual

A sexuality made by cishets to make themselves feel like they’re oppressed even though they don’t actually know what it’s like to be lgbtq+

Jess: wtf is that bs, Karen said she’s a semibisexual

Nate: that’s not even a real sexuality she made it up >:(
Jess: but that invalidates bisexuals, Karen
Karen: I don’t care because I’m ignorant!

by Spider-queer June 3, 2020

Semih

The God of Turkish people. He who is named Semih, is HE who shall rule the world. Only the ones who know him personally, shall call him by his first name.

Random Person: Semih you are a GOD.
Semih: I know.

by TurkSemzz November 3, 2010

Seminal make-up

Make-up used when time and money are of the essence. The semen is used as a moisturiser to rejuvenate the skin leaving it plump and firm and reducing the appearance of wrinkles. Usually used after sexual intercourse in the morning ending with a cumshot to the face.

Emily was late for work after our long morning session so she said to give her seminal make-up so she could be on her way.

by Make-up giver September 21, 2009

semi-whore

Someone who is not quite a whore, but close, very close. very very close.

"Dude, that chick is such a whore, i heard she sucked John off, let him duke her, and then licked his balls", "No, that's not what happened, she only sucked his balls and let him duke her", "Oh, OK, that's not that bad" "Yea, she's just a semi-whore"

by HUGHES119 March 4, 2007

semi-alcoholic

someone who isn't quite alcoholic, nor are they drinking sensibly. Most likely someone is high-functioning in society, but drinks more then they should, but doesn't feel the need to drink in the morning in the afternoon. a semi-alcoholic is most likely a student at university or weird spooky kid who doesn't have much direction in their life.

There most likely to drink out of sheer boredom rather then addiction because sober reality is bullshit, but maybe they have taste and prefer expensive fancy german beers.

"I drink almost every night or other night, but I have a girlfriend, keep two part time jobs and I'm on track for a 2:1 degree" - a semi-alcoholic.

by el andy July 26, 2009

Semiat

A highly intelligent, smart person, who has a deep insight on things. They have a way of figuring out things without knowing, and they can be very mysterious at times. Most people do not understand them, until they real investigate it. They are critical when it comes to grades or challenging tasks they have to take on. They are diligent workers who enjoy writing poetry. They have a very odd obsession with drawing flowers and they will always try their hardest to come out on top.

An intelligent person may be defined as semiat.

by emijeemi January 8, 2012

Semi Noob

Knows a little, not a lot, because it's all still a little new.

Yeah...Yeah i know... well erm sort of...just show me again. I am a semi noob you see.

by A Semi Noob October 22, 2011