An old jaded Burner usually dressed in the finest of playa fashion but is always sounding grumpy, upset, and plain needs to drink more water.
by Sovamind September 15, 2011
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My friend Saar is always posting links about how much Apple's new products suck. What a total snarkboy!
by snarkboy May 10, 2010
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Veronica raised her children in the art of snarkjitsu.
son: "Lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. It's her fault I fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon."
Veronica: "Aww, you should write a book about it, and call it 'I Don't Know How to Walk With a Watermelon.' Maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future."
son: "Lily made me carry the watermelon up the stairs instead of taking the elevator. It's her fault I fell because it was too hard to walk with a watermelon."
Veronica: "Aww, you should write a book about it, and call it 'I Don't Know How to Walk With a Watermelon.' Maybe it will be a best seller and you can use the royalties to pay someone to carry your watermelons in the future."
by IncreditorElMagnificoTheFirst August 21, 2013
Get the snarkjitsu mug."Mary was really stoned the other night and committed serious Snacksploitation when she shared pics of her ramen noodles with sliced hot dogs and siracha on Facebook."
by Evil J September 10, 2013
Get the Snacksploitation mug.by Double B/DJ Diabeats October 31, 2013
Get the snarktopus mug."I have faked amnesia, so no I can't remember. Are they really?" asked Miley Cyrus. "Yes, clouds are really pink." Said Barack Obama, snarking at Miley.
by Will U.F. Kurse November 11, 2013
Get the snarking mug.The prejudicial decision not to let your snacks mix. While a person may like both snacks they don't mix in the same bag.
Snacksism: If a person does not like two different snack foods to mix they are a snacksist. NOTE chez mix does not apply as the snacks within it make up their own unique snack.
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