No smoke

someone who doesn't want a problem or they don't wanna fight they're scary or sum and they don't want no smoke or basically a warning like i'm telling you that you don't want a problem (no smoke)

Man me and that nigga were finna fight but we didn't cause he don't want no smoke!

by nbayoungboy gff! January 24, 2019

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

smoke your pole

Suck your dick. First used in the movie 'Cruising' (1980) starring Al Pacino.

"Have you ever had another man smoke your pole?"

by buzz90 September 6, 2007

smoking lamp

1. (on sailing ships) a lamp from which a pipe may be lit
2. (figuratively) permission to smoke

"Light smoking lamp" (giving permission for crew to smoke) and "out smoking lamp"
(denying permission) are listed among the 104 bugle calls in the US Navy's "Manual for Buglers", 1953 edition.

by Plebe Tribune March 25, 2009

smokealotopotamus

1. n. one who smokes a lot of pot.

2. n. a gathering in which a group smokes a lot of pot

1. Dude you are such a smokealotopotamus!

2. Man we're gonna go smokealotopotamus, you down?

by HottMesss March 15, 2010

Smokeginity

a non existent essence within a person before they first smoke weed, it is something that isn't, rather then something that is, once said smoke-virgin has smoked for the first time their smokeginity is taken.

often a before someones smokeginity is taken they are closed of to the ways of drugs and are highly convinced they are evil and bad for you.

Sarah-what are you doing on Friday?
Hannah- I'm hanging out with Patrick, i'm gonna take his Smokeginity .
Sarah- woah, I thought that kid would never smoke weed!

by Python27 August 30, 2014

Smoking resin

What to do when you run out of weed (and cash) and you smoke primarily with a bong, pipe or other type paraphernalia.
Scrape, scrape, scrape, roll, roll, roll, it's a dirty job.
Light it up and it can taste like inhaling motor oil or industrial rubber,

but it gets you baked, chinese eyes high, or even blitzed in some cases.
However, it may also do nothing whatsoever, sadly

which means you just wasted your fucking time

and got your hands sticky and dirty as shit for no reason at all.

"i just ran out of weed and been smoking resin for the last few days."

by "stoner dude" apparently March 17, 2018