smedium

A shirt that is way too small but the person thinks it looks good.

His shirt looks like a smedium. LMFAO

by tayleigh9600 June 8, 2016

sned

To sned is to send a file on an instant messenger or by another electronic method.

Myke: Do you have those pictures from last night?
Slínk: No! SNED! SNED! SNED!

by Ploe November 20, 2006

Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Snedging

Verb.

Feeling like you need to sneeze, but being unable to.

Noun.

The act of needing to sneeze but being unable to.

Has been known to last for hours or even all day.
Can also be expressed using the phrase 'Sneeze-Tease'.

"Man, I'm totally snedging right now and I want to die."

by Tarthalinor May 31, 2018

sned

when a very annoying person keeps reminding you that they got their nipples pierced.

omg rebecca is such a sned!! she keeps telling us she got her nipples pierced! wtf!

by Vegilogerrr November 20, 2018

Smedge

The act of smashing a cervix with a large thick cock repeatedly.

Tess really wanted Dan to smedge her pussy tonight.

by Delks September 7, 2019

smedley

Another alternative for cool, awesome, or fantastic, with connotations of cutting-edge hip-ness that others may not be savvy or "in" enough to be aware of.

This is some smedley digs, yo.

by Ännika September 2, 2008