shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

by almighty jed April 26, 2006

SHITFACEASSFUCKER

6 November 2004 The fear of the wooden post in the field in Fog....its a drunken game

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Hurry up! Get The Turkey out! SHITFACEASSFUCKER

by DIXON T3HHOOD November 6, 2004

smutface

a girl that is hot but doesn't easily put out

we ran into all these smutfaces last night and of course none of them came home with us despite our best efforts.

by redfleece June 25, 2007

shitface-sted

In the terms of gettin shitfaced and wasted together.

Hey dude what did you do this weekend?
I got so shitface-sted and this party.
Damn wish you woulda called me to come.

by Brittney O'Hara February 5, 2008

Shitfaced wonder

A person who you think has a face like shit or a general
insult.

Person one: I hate you.
Person 2: Well I hate you to, you shitfaced wonder!

Bob: That woman over there is a shitfaced wonder!
Nathan: Let's hope she doesn't try to kiss us.

by Naruzumaki September 12, 2005

Shitfaced

To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)

Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed

by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017