kite sight

called kite sight cause when you are high as a fucking kite and everybody seems more attractive.

similar to beer goggles..

High Person:DUDE IAM SO HIGH AND THAT CHICK IS SO HOT
Sober Person: Nahh mate, you've got kite sight. She is a grenade mate.

by tessamce February 24, 2011

Heinz Sight is 57

Perception of the nature of an event after it has happened. Not to be confused with "hindsight", heinz sight is 57, not 2020.

(Coincidentally, Heinz has 57 varieties.)

"Damn dude, I shouldn't have jumped my snowmachine over the house."
"Well you know what they say, heinz sight is 57."

by BongRipper3000 April 28, 2017

First sight hype

First sight hype

When someone looks good at first but on second glace does not

I thought she was fine but it was first sight hype.

by Jeffwordz September 8, 2019

Fuckin Lazer Sights

'Fuckin Lazer Sights' is a reference to the Rainbow Six Seige character, Thatcher. Usually used in a deep English accent.

Greg: Hey Bill, you want to come to my house tonight?
Bill: Fuckin Lazer Sights.
Greg: Ok, see you there.

by TromboneStevens May 18, 2018

Out-Of-Sight

Where you want to stay low
because you don't want to stand out. Or attract too much attention

"Attracting wayyy to much attention"
Moving out-of-sight

by MXST_Lingo February 19, 2022

jizz at first sight

refers to love at first sight. jizz at first sight means that you jizz in first sight of looking at a girl who is attractive or a girl who can get you turned on

i saw this girl in hotters the other day and i jizz at first sight

by mrpopcornman November 30, 2010

smithtown

located on long island, smithtown is 99% white, even though about 40% of the kids try to dress like theyre from a ghetto. another 30% are the sterotypical emo kids who say they are unique, but theyre all in photo club and all shop in thrift stores, not because theyre poor, but because its the cool thing. the other 30% are preppy or just normal dressing people.
there is not much to do in smithtown. most people just smoke weed all day, and complain about how boring smithtown is. the other people actually look around, and realize there is a decent amount of stuff to do.

emo kid 1- "ugh 1 cant believe th3r3 are no thrift st0res in smithtown."
emo kid 2 - "l0l yeah i kn0ww, lets go smoke."
normal kid- "SHUT UP SHUT UP"

by smithtown is pretty good October 25, 2005