Slappy Jobe

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.

Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!

by Borg November 26, 2004

Sappy Trap

A man who has no impressive skills or masculine traits, will attempt to win a pretty girl over through the use of exaggerated compliments such as "You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." "I've always liked you, the way you laugh." The woman is sometimes trapped by this overly sappy fluffery, and thinks she recriprocates the same feelings. But she is only trapped by this because she is either vulnerable or insecure.

strange looking man - "Girl you're the only one for meeee."
- "I've always been in love with you, the way you are so womanly."

pretty girl - "omgosh no one has ever said that about me!"

Me- "damn she must've been sappy trapped."

by belligerent bob January 14, 2009

shappy

really freakin happy. extremely happy.

dude, there's a lizzie mcguire marathon on. i think i love her. this makes me shappy

by mercenary February 14, 2003

swappy swap

An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.

Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.

Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.

Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah

by ntloser December 11, 2008

shappy

A hot jewish guy with a big dick.

Hot girl 1: You know Jake?
Hot Girl 2: Ya, I road that Shappy last night! He was amazing!

by Shappy November 30, 2006

Snappy, Snoopy

When you masturbate for the sole purpose of getting to sleep. "Snappy" referring to snap one off and "Snoopy" referring to being so tired you could fall asleep on the top of a dog house.

Dude, after tossing and turning for 3 hours I had to do a little Snappy, Snoopy just so I could get up for work.

by Big Francisco January 13, 2009

Slappy Bowl

Removing tobacco from a cigarette and smoking that in a pipe or bong as you would marijuana.

hey fool don't smoke a slappy bowl that big or your gonna get way to domed to skate.

by jahblazin February 27, 2011