slowghost

When the person that you're dating slowly stops communicating with you instead of just dumping you outright.

Joe: I've been trying to get Mary to go out on a date with me for two weeks now, but she's taking forever to respond and barely responding to my texts.
Carl: She's slowghosting you. Take the hint.

by qweqwe321 April 12, 2017

highschool slow dance

A boy and girl highschooler holding each other close and swaying slowly back and forth.

Prom was fun. but i was hoping for more exciting dancing. there was nothing but the typicall highschool slow dance.

by LordArcher January 27, 2007

delorean slow

Delorean fast is a misconseption becuase the american version of the DMC-12 had only 130 hp and could do 0-60 in 10.5 seconds.
The flames were casued by time travel.
If america didnt have stupid emissions laws it would have been 170 hp.

Damn ho, tell yo ride to go cause we creepin all delorean slow

by TDowns June 13, 2007

slow sex

When sex is more than just a physical activity

I think we've surpassed fwb.... We had slow sex.

by Ladymeeeee May 11, 2015

Slow Air Jerk

The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".

Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?

Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)

Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

she took the slow train from philly

A phrase which refers to the promiscuousness of a female.

"I heard that chick has slept with a lot of dudes"
"I know. She took the slow train from Philly"

by Dash G November 15, 2007

Porno Slow

When one individual views numerous amounts of pornography on a Personal Computer that so much spyware has been obtained, causing the computer to run drastically slower than optimum performance.

Ever since my brother used my laptop, my computer has been running porno slow.

by DCwhiteman August 21, 2011