Slowpoke Rodriguez

A very, very slow person.

Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.

Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.

Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!

by kmacolor October 6, 2008

slowpolock

slang term used to describe polish american in the mid atlantic area of the united states who display an inability to think fast on the job. Most of them tend to fish as a hobby and do so often times instead of working.

Slowpolock wants us to bring it in the conference room. Slowpolock doesnt even know he is not supposed to sell those shares of stock like that.

by Peter Sheib December 15, 2012

Slopcunt

A vagina that has been fucked so many times, by numerous amounts of diferent sized wiener, that it looks like a sloppy joe hamburger.

*girl* - so this is it? your just gonna fuck me and never talk to me again like all the others?

*guy* well, you have a fucking slopcunt, bitch. Now get the fuck outta here, i gotta make some food cause that sloppy joe down there is makin me hungry.

by Jake6336 August 5, 2007

slop du jour

As COVID-19 social distancing and shelter-in-place orders endlessly grind on, the passage of time is distorted and once important daily events are homogenized into an unrecognizable, indistinguishable, meaningless blur.

Hey, what day is it?
I dunno. Why?
I was going to order the slop du jour...

by YAWA April 22, 2020

pig-slop

Unkind slang term referring to someone fat and lazy, and/or a person with little regard for personal hygiene.

Most common in mid-western North America.

"Uhgg! Janelle is such a pig-slop!"

by MrBodaggles December 7, 2009

Wisconsin Otter Slop

The act of masturbating utilizing melted Otter Pops as lubrication.

When we saw the stains Tyler's bed, it became clear that he had been Wisconsin Otter Slopping all afternoon.

by Gnarly Hands April 26, 2011

slopes

derogatory term used in reference towards people of asian ethnicity.

What are all you slopes looking at anyway?

by Cameron Bradley Hughes April 30, 2010