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sloshed

Damn bro, Im fuckin sloshed!
by MDKMRDONTKNOW November 26, 2010
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Sloshed

like two Weet-Bix in a litre of milk; that is now your body to blood alcohol level. Sloshed.
To be so drunk your now paralytic, nothing you say makes sense and gravity is now 100 X stronger
"Fuck it, let's get sloshed!"
by Sloshedaf March 12, 2018
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slosh goggles

Eye protection one wears while getting sloshed. A sacred accessory saved for special nights of extra hard drinking. Never wear your slosh goggles while not drinking.
Craig: Bro I’m trying to get sloshed tonight.
Joe: Same dude I think I’m gonna whip out the slosh goggles.
Craig: Send it!
by BigMoose69 June 9, 2018
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Sloshing

The sound a just-fucked woman makes when walking by.
When that hoe did the walk of shame from the curb to her house, you could just hear the sloshing.
by Screwbird86 April 17, 2021
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Slosh

A measurement of time, indicating that it is, indeed, 47 minutes of the hour.

Oroginated in the Discord RPG "Roachia".
"Hey, mom. Traffic is killer. I might be a slosh late."
"But your father's dying now."

"When's the movie?"
"Slosh six."
"What?"
"Six forty-seven"
"Why didn't you just say that?! THIS is why your wife left you!"
"...Come on, man..."
by Germantown July 19, 2019
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Wokkey Slosh

One would exclaim, "Wokkey Slosh" to alert the ones around them of danger.
After seeing the cannibals charging after them Charlie tilted back his head, and screamed "Wokkey Slosh!" Everyone scattered.
by Kwivering Kwaker December 29, 2020
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Sloshed

Very drunk
He was so sloshed he couldn’t walk
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