the act of dipping a midget in a bunny suit into a vat of gravy then beating somebody with it till thy are dead.
I gave my grandma slommpings
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Get the Slampus mug.Adjective. Pleased and satisfied after eating especially delicious Human food. Invented by a parrot.
"He would always say (among all his other food phrases) 'want some?' While he was trying to convince me to give him bits of my yummy human food dinner. But he'd also play with words a bit, and one day he added a c in there, and changed it to 'want scome?' (Pronounced like scum), and I said 'want scome?' In an incredulous voice and laughed. So that only encouraged it and he kept saying scome instead of some. Then he distorted it further into 'want scom' where the two words almost rhyme, then 'want scomps?', then 'scomp scomps?', all in an ever increasingly incredulous tone, over the course of about a month. He suddenly switched back to saying it properly but scomps survived in his vocabulary in the form of his invented adjective scompy, which he created based on all the real adjectives he knows. He would get some of my dinner and then say 'ooh you're such a scompy budgie' meaning, I guess, that he's a budgie who gets to eat tasty human food."
"He would always say (among all his other food phrases) 'want some?' While he was trying to convince me to give him bits of my yummy human food dinner. But he'd also play with words a bit, and one day he added a c in there, and changed it to 'want scome?' (Pronounced like scum), and I said 'want scome?' In an incredulous voice and laughed. So that only encouraged it and he kept saying scome instead of some. Then he distorted it further into 'want scom' where the two words almost rhyme, then 'want scomps?', then 'scomp scomps?', all in an ever increasingly incredulous tone, over the course of about a month. He suddenly switched back to saying it properly but scomps survived in his vocabulary in the form of his invented adjective scompy, which he created based on all the real adjectives he knows. He would get some of my dinner and then say 'ooh you're such a scompy budgie' meaning, I guess, that he's a budgie who gets to eat tasty human food."
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It was designed for Nether terrain and also can be utilised for navigating cave, the end and nether fortress.
It involve putting odd solid block as a indicator and the torches as direction. It is commonly used By Skizzleman in Minecraft naked and scared.
It was designed for Nether terrain and also can be utilised for navigating cave, the end and nether fortress.
It involve putting odd solid block as a indicator and the torches as direction. It is commonly used By Skizzleman in Minecraft naked and scared.
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“I Slombaed my girlfriend last night”
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