Those mornings when the hormones have built up overnight and you and your bed mate wake up horny as hell, extra hard and juicy, and the day begins with immediate sexual congress.
My man didn't need to rush into work this morning, so we stayed in bed to enjoy a luxurious slippery morning.
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
One of the great things about slippery mornings is that you can end up jizz-riddled.
A slippery morning is the BEST way to wake up!
by Rosa Sparks September 08, 2014
by Kipperson March 19, 2020
(n) When a man mounts a woman and sprays maple syrup into her orifice. Causing a Slippery Martha feeling of Canadian pleasure.
"Man, I got on top of that girl and shot my maple syrup load onto her back! She was one slick bitch!"
"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"
"Ill!! What a Slippery Martha!"
by Slippery Martha Master June 05, 2009
When somebody is sleeping, and you take the liquid hot smegma from betwixed your scrotum and thighs, and place it above the upper lip of the person sleeping making them look like dictator Muammar Ghadafi.
by Daddylongdong88 March 04, 2018
Easily the most sought-after crotched expression, the slippery smile, aka the hungry cha-cha, describes a state of naturally lubricated arousal of the "mouth in the south."
- Often leads to related symptoms such as the snail trail.
- Often leads to related symptoms such as the snail trail.
"Turning a frown upside down is one thing.. How about getting a slippery smile with your jaw out of a dry maw?"
"I got a branch of hickory and she's got a smile that's slippery!"
"I got a branch of hickory and she's got a smile that's slippery!"
by Teen-stash January 24, 2014
An inanimate object that you blame for your foolish fuck-up, knowing full well that it was your own damn clumsiness.
by NeildeGrasseDyson February 28, 2015
Bedding a larger woman and upon climax spilling your milk all over her and then proceeding to use her ample fat rolls as a slip 'n' slide.
" Hey Gregory, I took home a fat chick last night and had myself a slippery seacow. It was a blast!"
"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
"My boyfriend gave me a slippery seacow last night and he slid off the bed and busted his lip!"
by rignfendo September 30, 2011