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Bitch with the skirt

A female particularly a girl who works at clothing stores who acts like she’s smart and is wearing glasses and a skirt.
For example: A bitch with the skirt might be found wearing glasses and a skirt
by Micheal robbs May 1, 2021
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skirt migration

When one's skirt rotates while walking so that the zipper keeps ending up in the front, requiring you to subtly adjust said skirt without anyone noticing.
Suffering from a bad case of skirt migration, I tried to shimmy my skirt back into place amongst the crowds on the subway, hoping nobody would notice.
by HollyJ July 2, 2008
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skirt sex

When a guy fucks a girl while she's still wearing her skirt or dress. Often against a wall. Usually anal.
Alicia bent over and Tim lifted her dress and gave her some anal skirt sex.
by Amthony April 18, 2014
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skirt ball

A man whose balls are hidden beneath a womans skirt . A guy who follows blindly whatever his female partner asks of him .
A man who has female attributes and willingly allows his female partner to orchestrate the relationship . Skirt balls refers to the organ the male having characteristics of a skirt ball . Extensive research indicate mutation in the seminiferous tubules causing formation of skirt-like covering.

Eg. Alisons boyfriend was dubbed a skirt ball in high school as he followed her to every cheerleading practice .
by JBLOPEZ006 December 28, 2010
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skirt flip

The action of flipping another person's skirt, typically done for research purposes.
by Nerdbot January 6, 2015
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Gert skirt

A dress worn with a sweater or t-shirt on top to make it look like a top and a skirt.

Done with dresses which have a particularly ugly neckline.

Popularised by and named after the UK trend setter Gert Boaf.
Person 1: I don't know why I wore this dress today, the straps are so fugly!

Person 2: Yeah but the hem is nice. Why don't you turn it into a Gert skirt?

Person 1: Good idea, can I borrow your sweater?
by Barry Painith March 22, 2011
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mini skirt

The way men see it, the greatest item of clothing for girls ever.
I looked up that chick's mini skirt
by Brammo July 25, 2008
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