A nuisance, someone who inconveniences others by acting in a gay little way.
Not necessarily a bad person, though.
Not necessarily a bad person, though.
by Hossophagus February 11, 2024
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It may help education but rest assured, if you no like learning this no the for the place for you. No go if no want learn! No go if no want educationated! No go full stop! Just no go!
It may help education but rest assured, if you no like learning this no the for the place for you. No go if no want learn! No go if no want educationated! No go full stop! Just no go!
Victor went to skewl. Victor hated skewl. Victor still stayed at skewl. Victor hated life and skewl. Victor drew drawings in skewl. Victor failed skewl. Victor went homeless. Victor died alone. GO TO SKEWL (School)
by BigManLettuce March 12, 2024
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by Spectra4K April 1, 2024
Get the Skewpel mug.The act of taking multiple babies (preferably 10) and skewering their assholes and through their mouths with your cock in order to suck out their nutrients.
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Get the Skewy mug.A highly unconventional and risqué intimate act between two men, involving the docking of their penises (where the foreskins or glans are pressed together) while simultaneously inserting a thin wooden or metal skewer into each other's urethra for added sensation or novelty. Often performed in jest or as an extreme dare, it combines elements of urethral play (sounding) with mutual genital contact, emphasizing trust, precision, and a shared sense of absurd adventure.
Prep the Players: Gather two willing participants (the "skewermates"). Ensure both are circumcised or have retractable foreskins for easy docking. Trim nails, shave if needed, and do a full hygiene ritual—urethras are sensitive real estate.
Select Your Skewers: Opt for smooth, sterile metal skewers (like medical-grade sounding rods, 4-6mm diameter) or polished wooden ones (bamboo cocktail skewers work in a pinch, but sterilize with alcohol). Length: 4-6 inches to avoid deep insertion risks. Lube 'em up generously with sterile water-based lubricant.
Positioning: Face each other standing or kneeling, legs apart for balance. Gently dock by pressing glans together—foreskin optional for that snug fit. Hold steady with one hand; think of it like syncing two USB ports.
The Insertion: Starting shallow (1-2 cm), one partner guides the skewer's tip into the other's urethral opening while maintaining dock contact
Prep the Players: Gather two willing participants (the "skewermates"). Ensure both are circumcised or have retractable foreskins for easy docking. Trim nails, shave if needed, and do a full hygiene ritual—urethras are sensitive real estate.
Select Your Skewers: Opt for smooth, sterile metal skewers (like medical-grade sounding rods, 4-6mm diameter) or polished wooden ones (bamboo cocktail skewers work in a pinch, but sterilize with alcohol). Length: 4-6 inches to avoid deep insertion risks. Lube 'em up generously with sterile water-based lubricant.
Positioning: Face each other standing or kneeling, legs apart for balance. Gently dock by pressing glans together—foreskin optional for that snug fit. Hold steady with one hand; think of it like syncing two USB ports.
The Insertion: Starting shallow (1-2 cm), one partner guides the skewer's tip into the other's urethral opening while maintaining dock contact
"The bachelor party's dare escalated to skewping with cocktail skewers—talk about a piercing memory!"
by Richard Jamm October 30, 2025
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Man I got Tim off so hard last night. We did the double d for an interesting session of the old Rusty skewer.
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