shit skeeter

one who has a bowel movement at the moment of ejaculation during sexual intercourse

man:ahh baby ahh!!
women: whats that fucking smell
man:i'll be rite back
woman:did you just shit!
man:what no.....
woman:shit skeeter!

by hot3kitten69 January 30, 2010

skeeter

The best darn olympic team in Chadbourne Residential College.

Winning the Chadbourne Olympics was a big release for the Skeeters

by Gordon October 14, 2004

Sobbing Skeeter

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.

A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.

by jgibso October 1, 2006

Skeeter Frampton

When someone ejaculates on another person's upper lip in a moustache fashion and then lays pubic hair on the skeet to form a makeshift moustache.

Jerry totally passed out last night at the party. I gave him the hairiest Skeeter Frampton hahaha.

by Browneson April 19, 2008

Skeeper

Another word for dickhead.

Andy is a skeeper.

by LMRF August 3, 2020

skeeter

a technique of spitting from under the tongue. gleet

That kid can skeeter on you from his desk.

by Mike in Texas June 6, 2005

skeeter valentine

Alternate title for a scanny;

Hey you wanna rip a skeeter valentine?

by Indian4Life January 9, 2008