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Pecan Sandy

A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.
"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."
by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013
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Sandy Seagull

A sexual act performed while engaging in intercourse on the beach. The male removes his penis, dips it into the sand, and then holds on tight as he reinserts making the female squawk and flap around like a seagul
During senior week I gave this slut a sandy seagull. She married my brother. It makes family reunions awkward.
by Hemmerly December 13, 2006
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Sandy

Sandy, name definition: protector of mankind. Sandys are funny, passionate and charismatic. They know what they want and will not stop until they get it. They have a loyal nature and tend to be truthful, intelligent and hard working. Having romantic relationships with Sandys are great too, since they are good in bed and know what they are doing ;) Give them attention and they’ll love you forever
Person 1: ‘Ay, have you seen that hot new chick in biology? She was getting all the answers right’
Person 2: ‘Yeah bro that’s Sandy, she seems chill. Might make a move on her before anyone else does’
by Yours Truly :)x November 24, 2019
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shandy drinking wendy

A great big girl's blouse. The proper title for a complete wendy. Something that can only be experienced when you've actually met an example of a shandy drinking wendy. Note: you don't have to drink shandy to be a shandy drinking wendy, it's a way of life.
In a bar: "Can I have a milk, I've got to be home by 10 to phone Mummy and prepare for next week's lectures."
"You shandy drinking wendy" in tone of massive disgust
by 50s slut July 11, 2006
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Shandy

-A carbonated lemonade-beer drink or a different sweet carbonated beverage, but generally is a carbonated beer but does not usually have alcohol in it

-Something people named Tian En normally dont have
Person 1: Hey do you have some shandy?
Person 2: sorry nope, guess I'm a Tian En today.
by Anglophillian June 21, 2021
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Sandy Handy

Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.
Marco if you don't clean up your shit, I'm going to give you the roughest sandy handy.
by 1501 December 5, 2010
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Skanky Sea Slut

A common beach hooker that hangs out at the waterfront all day hoping to snag a man with her 50ft man-pole. Most likely never fully washes all the sand out of her vagina/mangina or bathes otherwise than in the sea water, therefore rendering her skanky and useless to mankind.
Little Tommy exclaimed "Look mommy! I think I see a Skanky Sea Slut in the water."
"No, little Tommy that is just Paris Hilton."
by cadillac-poosey August 26, 2006
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