Sixty-eight

A sexual position, rather like "69," except with "68," your sexual partner does you first and then you owe them one.

I'd say that sixty-eight is by far my favorite sexual position.

by The Doctor October 18, 2004

simtoke

Any Simon that smokes copious amounts of weed.

Simtoke hit the bong, then pass it over here.

by Chris Seres May 30, 2006

Sextortion

What perv's and bully's do when they get or hack a pic or vid (usually of a girl/young woman) then threaten to ruin their lives by sending it to their parents, friends, boss, boyfriend (or his mom) etc. They often demand more pics and videos in more and more positions.

They found out she committed suicide because she was a victim of sextortion.

by Halloweenchix October 17, 2015

ilene sexton

a very sexual person, who is a good kisser, and a badass.
Very hard person to mess with.

"whoa, that girl is such an ilene sexton!"

by Mary Joelisa February 4, 2009

Sixty-Eight

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so

girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"

by Fernando November 14, 2005

sixty-eleven

An unknown but moderately large quantity.

Me: Grandpa, how many of them were there?

Grandpa: *shrug* Sixty-eleven!

by Aaron of Minneapolis September 7, 2007

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes

Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag

by Zadok the beast February 27, 2009