sexeditcrapitus

To write a definition for the urban dictionary i.e. one of a of a highly graphic, but physically impossible/unacheivable/ridiculous sexual nature, written by someone that has no actual sexual experience. The sad intention behind this act is seeing one's name in print. It is a chronic condition characterised by having very small genitalia, no life, and an inability to socially interact with persons of the opposite/same sex due to being an utter and complete cretin. The only known cure is long walks and to stop espousing shite to real people

i.e. Those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such crap (The same as your mothers should have done, you sad fuckers.)

Exclamation: " hey dude/ waheeti/ obi wan kenobi/ whatever, i totally wompmasajoned her ass, with a large Jerusalem artichoke, several sheets of industrial grade marine plywood, four of my imaginary computer friends, and involving defecation and ejaculation, Oh and by the way, some shite place that you've never heard of/ have any interest in/would rather was obliterated by a small say 20k nuclear weapon woz where it happened dude/obi wan kenobi etc, is that a sexeditcrapitus thing to get me noticed or wot {ad Nauseam}

Real Person: " you futile, pathetic cunt" {'Smack' sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.

by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe August 31, 2006

Plus Sized Bandit

A person of a larger weight, who really doesn't give a shit. Often loud and rude, and constantly belittling skinny people who aren't "skinny bandits", the posse of the plus sized bandit. Often will cause fights, and over dramatize situations. Eats whatever they want however they want, no matter who is watching.

Did you see that loud guy fighting in the cafeteria??

Yea he was such a plus sized bandit!

by cat55 October 23, 2010

Sided

When you help someone in studying for an exam they have no clue about and they end up with a way better grade than you.

Person 1: "Help me! I don't know how to do this problem!"
Person 2: "Fine, I'll help you out."
*one day later, after the exam*
Person 1: " So how did you do, I got a 73?"
Person 2: "That's it? i got a 92!"
Person 1: "Damn it! Sided again!"

by durejavu March 6, 2019

rob sized

Something that is so huge it deserves it's own word. Something so ridiculously big that you have to blink and look again, just to make sure it was, in fact, that big.

That's the biggest rob sized snow cone I've ever seen!

by elton kingsley March 13, 2008

Burrito Sized Mummy

A burrito sized mummy referes to an extreemly large joint. It takes about 6 rolling papers to create one

Hey patna why dont you light up that burrito sized mummy you got rolled up

by BIGGDAD September 5, 2009

sidedish

Someone that gets used by another person when that other person has another boy/girl friend.

Johnny: Man, i got so closed to being laid last night by Suzy!
Bob: Shut up man, you are just her sidedish, her real boyfriend took care of that for you.

by JMoody November 10, 2007

Dark Sided

Ungodly, Tarot Cards, Stars, Psychics, Zoologists, Demons, Worshipping Moons, Unchristian, This and That, You Didn't Pray for Me, Solstice Gatherings, Spiritual Warfare, Evil

Margeret, a god warrior, was so deeply disturbed by the Dark Sided presence that she rebuked the evil $50,000 check in the name of jesus.

by GodLessWarriorTM January 28, 2006