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singletsona

A term for the personality covert systems pretend to have, this can be the same as/similar to the a member of the system (generally the host), but that's not always the case.
Headmate 1: "I'm tired of pretending to be the host, who is our singletsona, he's really boring".

Headmate 2 (host): "istg you make me wish we integrated"
by TheDisappointments February 25, 2022
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Singleton Surprise

The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.
Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.
by Daxhatepage April 1, 2022
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Singles

“Hi, can I get a singles please?”
by Castillooooo June 24, 2022
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Singles

Noun. One dollar bills. Never used in the singular form. Can also refer to coins or gambling chips with a one dollar denomination.
A five dollar bill and three singles equals $8.
by ProfessorProcrastinate July 24, 2022
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singletarily

We are going to do this singletarily in order to not overload the system.
by Spacie 1 August 11, 2022
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Singles Awareness Day

An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.

On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.

Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
by demonrobot December 11, 2022
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singleton

a way to define an annoying black female who is short
quiet singleton
by vaughn142 September 5, 2023
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