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jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.
*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..
by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006
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Homer Simpson

The pioneer of spontaneous and stupid humor, known for such amazing buisnesses as Mr. Plow and CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet. Worshiped by many and responsible for happiness the world over.
by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004
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Bart Simpson's Guide to Life

The greatest book of all time. The only piece of printed media you will ever need to read.
We should start a religion and make Bart Simpson's Guide to Life our holy book.
by centaur_star October 19, 2009
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Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.
1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)
by Vladimir Poontang October 16, 2007
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The Simpsons

the funniest ones (I think) are the one where Homer keeps that rotten sandwich/sub and it turns different colors, the one where Homer keeps screaming because of a childhood memory(finding a corpse in the river)theres alot of funny ones too many to name
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homer simpson

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer
by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005
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Simpsons

A really funny cartoon with a fat and stupid, but really cool father (Homer,) Marge is the mother with blue hair and the hairstyle looks like the bride of Frankenstein, and three funny kids with spikey hair. (Bart, Lisa and Maggie.)
The Simpsons have been on the air for almost 17 years.
by Stacy February 21, 2004
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