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i'll make it very simple and clear

man captain marvel sure is getting a lot of "i'll make it very simple and clear "
by Whycantiusethishandle? March 9, 2019
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simpin' out

Laughter to oneself, usually sillent, while giving off the appearance of mental retardation.
"Whats matt laughing at?"
" He's just simpin' out, dont worry bout it"
by liveuptothecup416 January 16, 2010
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Simlish

Examples of Simlish:
Blarg E Narg!
Kay You
Koo Jah
Ooh Shang Da Day
by 1agg3r July 1, 2011
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pimpin not simpin

what a girl says who just made off with racks on racks of some simp‘s money by hustling him
She pimpin not simpin when she done emotionally pimped dude out
by MrYellowTeeth47 January 19, 2023
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A Simple Plan

1. A plan that is uncomplicated and easy to understand.

2. An incredibly complicated plan in disguise, generally cooked up by someone with too much time on their hands, and usually involving at least 3(x+y)/6+x(3.356(x-y)) steps than necessary, where y equals the actual number of steps necessary, and x equals how much time was wasted in concocting it, multiplied by the GPA of the creator. Squared.

3. A variant of both Definition 1 or 2, unique in that it will never, ever, EVER work. EVER.
1. "Look, it's a simple plan: In the event of a volcanic eruption, get the hell out of town."

2. "It's a very simple plan, really: In the event of a volcanic eruption, first build a spaceship out of pixie stix, but only the strawberry kind. Then fly it up into space and shoot a pixie stix laser down into the volcano's northwestern side, at precisely a 32 degree angle. Then land back where you started, proceed east by southeast at approximately 1 1/2 miles per hour, skipping every seventeenth step, except on the 289nth step, when you must HOP. Repeat, HOP. By this point you should be within fifteen thousand miles of the volcano. Congratulations, you will now be safe."

3. "In the event of a volcanic eruption, all you need is one simple plan: Duck and Cover. That's right, Duck. And cover. All you need to do is duck and cover."
by Azhrei Vep December 15, 2008
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Simple Plan

One of the greatest bands ever that gets ridiculed by fan-boys that don't want to admit their fan-boys. They are also the best thing to come out of Canada
by SHK343 June 30, 2011
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Simple Plan

1. A plan that's simple.

2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.

2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.
by 1069 August 27, 2005
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